Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
tell me about the fingering
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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