By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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