okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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