quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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