i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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