Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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