i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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