so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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