you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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