My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
