we have officially lost it.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
