Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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