Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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