found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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