That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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