I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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