so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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