Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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