You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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