garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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