You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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