what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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