It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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