Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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