Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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