Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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