so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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