ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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