Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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