I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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