We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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