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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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