you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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