I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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