I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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