guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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