did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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