I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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