My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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