So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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