If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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