There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
