yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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