is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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