she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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