How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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