He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize
