We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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