id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Randomize
