no, he came in my armpit
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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