Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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