You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
We have so much sex to catch up on
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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